by RoleModel » Jun 4th, '07, 12:58
Kyle Spratt if your reading this, your a fucking joke. Pathetic little idiot trying to look big, but you just made your self look like a complete cunt and the more exposure you get the more of a cunt you'll look. So if I were you I'd stop bragging about robbing a woman's mobile phone whilst she was absent (wow big man) and trying to make it look like you've had a hard life just because you got fired (for something you did) and because you dropped out of school... which alot of people do as did I cuz I fucking hated it and shut the fuck up you worm.
Although you may think you come across as a new-age outspoken rapping sensation, you... don't! you come across as a whiney little fucking bratt making something out of nothing to get your name in the papers. Also you fucking shit yourself when the police caught you, moron. You were like
''Yes Sir!, yes mr police office Sir, oh my I'm so sorry''
What the fuck were you expecting?
''Hey man, this is fucking Kyle, my names Kyle fucking Spratt man, just listen to my fucking demo please, just 5 fucking minutes man fuck fuck fuck, please man, fucking come on?''
''Oh... sure why the fuck not, I was gna finish writing a few new tracks for my new album and finish up production on 50cent's new album, but... FUCK IT! just drop by tommorow and lets get you signed up to Aftermath you derranged stalker!''
Sure Kyle your not a 'Stan' you just stole his ex-wifes phone to call and beg for his respect and when he took the piss (which was 99.9% obviously gna happen) you wen't into a little baby rage and threw your toys out the pram. Why the fuck should he give you a chance? if it was that easy everyone would just ring up megastars and ask, imagine how easy life would be then. You really are dumb if you expected a multi-millionaire rap genius to just invite you along to the studio to join the gang.
If you think like that you misewell get George Clooney's number and ask him for a cameo in Ocean's 13. I'm sure he'll chuck you a part (coff).
Your living in a dream world you turd, now run along Wild Bratt your mums got cake.
Eminem isn't gna waste his breath retaliating to a fucking nobody like you with the lyrical skill of a fucking retard, your song is shit, your style is shit and you are a cunt. Now go die somewhere you lump of shit.