I bought a Wii Fit over a month ago...

[trinell05]

I've pretty much been the same disgusting weight for the past like, I don't even know how many years. Haven't gained, haven't lost. Just in the same fucking spot. So I thought it would be cool to get a wii fit so I could get out of this fucking standstill. Well, can someone tell me how the fuck I GAINED 10 pounds since purchasing the piece of shit? Don't get me wrong, I don't use the fucking thing at all, so that would be a major problem, but my life should just be going along as usual, right? With the no signs of loss or gain at all. I'm telling you people some truth in a second.


There is a laser thing in that system that shines upon you and adds these invisible fat things to your body. I've seen my wii breathing. I swear to God. It BREATHES. It has a fucking heart, I tell you. Don't believe me? Put your Wii on standby and try to tell me that shit ain't creepy. I know what's going on here. I must get this thing out of my house. But I can't, because I got Netflix on it.