Croc, which I understand is pretty much a Crash Bandicoot rip off. It was released on Playstation, Saturn, Windows, & Game Boy Color on September 29, 1997. So you know there were kids that had to open a nicely wrapped gift.
"OMG I BET IT'S POKEMON YELLOW, CAUSE THATS THE ONLY GAME THAT MATTERS TO ME DADDY!"
"Just open the damn gift and go to your room son."
And there the kid is, sitting on his bed. He just put Croc in his Gameboy Color to begin the journey in this croc shit
FOX & THQ, this just can't be good
The title theme is barely even a melody. It's just fucking jumping noises over and over again. Sorry, not good at all.
So I start the game, A is jump button, and B does some sort of weird soccer flip
Okay so instead of plain blocks, why do they have ? mark blocks? I can only jump on them, and my flip has no effect. If it's not a question, then don't fucking ask Croc!
& what's with the fucking flip, who the hell wants to flip at their enemies in a game? Stab that bitch with your gun!
Controls are just a utter mess of dog shit mixed with peanut butter.
The enemies so far have just been super tiny frogs and even fucking bee's!!! I'm a fucking croc and I can't just walk over some teenie tiny frog, I say bullshit.
Then they ended up killing me and I just casual for the video game ans started walking crazy german porn.
Oh well, til next time folks.
