It was many years since our brief affair, but I'd never forgetten the amazing sex and wonderful times we had had together. Imagine my delight when she suggested revisiting out glorious past.
I explained I wasnt the man I used to be, having gained a spare tyre, a bald batch, a double chin and a slight pile problem.
She giggled girlishly and said not to worry as she had put put on a few pounds herself...
So i told her to fuck off.
Last week a girl from my past rang....
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Last week a girl from my past rang....
by MikeNUFC » Apr 17th, '10, 17:06
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Re: Last week a girl from my past rang....
by GoodGirlsGetGutted » Apr 17th, '10, 17:08
"Tyre"?
English English. I don't get the dialect.
English English. I don't get the dialect.
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Re: Last week a girl from my past rang....
by dR3 » Apr 17th, '10, 20:42
You did the right thing.
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