A guy meets a friend, that he haven't seen in a long time, and, wanting to be nice, begins a conversation:
- Joseph, How are things going? .... is everything alright?
- Very bad ....
- How bad? What about that BMW you have?
- Was totally destroyed in an accident ... The worst thing is that the insurance had just expired!
- Well, at least you're ok. And that son of yours, so smart?
- He was driving the BMW. He died ...
The guy tries to get away from that tragic conversation:
- And, what about your daughter, that looks like a model?
- She died. She was with her brother. Only my wife wasn't in the car
- Thank god! and how is she?
- She fled with my partner.
- Well, at least you got to keep the company.
- She ran away with my partner because they stole it and left the company bankrupt. i owe millions!
- Oh... let's change the subject. What about your favorite football team?
- Lost all matches they played.
- For god sake, Joseph! Don't you have anything positive going on???
- Yes .... HIV.