one day a boy goes to school and he hears some kids say 'bitches' and bastards' ... he goes home and asks his mum what does 'bitches' and bastards' mean? she answers...'it means boys and girls'
later on, he goes to his mum's room and she's putting lipstick on..she makes a mistake with the lipstick and says 'shit'....the boy asks what does 'shit' mean? she answers...'it means lipstick'
later on, the boy goes to see what his dad's doing...his dad is cutting the fish as some guests are coming over... his dad cuts himself and says 'fuck'...the boy asks what does 'fuck' mean??....the dad answers...'it means cutting the fish'
so when the guests arrive......the boy answers the door and greets them by saying..
hi 'bitches' and 'bastards', mum's in her room putting shit on her lips and dad's fucking the fish..
what you think?? i thought it was pretty funny when i first heard it....
hehe
this really was funny wasnt it? 
