Oilers Joke Type Things...

[Hunneh_Buns]

1.The City of Edmonton once named a street after Bergeron but had to rename it because people kept dying when they tried to cross the street, no one crosses Bergeron and lives.

2. Matt Greene does not pull out. The girl must know when to push away or else it's her problem.

3. Every time you masturbate, Sergei Samsonov scores a goal. Not because you masturbated, but because that is how often he scores goals.

4. If Ty Conklin was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Miikka Kipursoff, and he had a gun with only 2 bullets, he'd shoot Kipur twice.

5. Dwayne Roloson

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17. Never use the phrase, "I feel half dead," around Chris Pronger; he never leaves a job unfinished. LMAO!!!