jokes

[sweet_angel200629]

1.) What did one vampire say to another vampire?
2.) Where do all the Skinny people in the world live?
3.) How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
4.) How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
5.) How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
6.) How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

joke
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead I just can't take that chance."