by notoriouS-K-M » Mar 5th, '07, 17:00
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."
The Devil crept into heaven, God overslept on the 7th
The New World Order was born on September 11th
“Last words are for people, who haven’t said anything in life.” - Karl Marx