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by **Sleepy** » Mar 28th, '07, 16:07

em50inem wrote:yo mama is so fat she has to use google earth to make a pic of herself

lol

by **krossthug** » Mar 31st, '07, 02:25

Teacher: "Little Johnny answer me this."

"If you have one dollar and you ask your father for another dollar how many
dollars do you have now?"

Johnny: "one dollar."

Teacher: "No Johnny that's incorrect." "looks like you don't know your math."

Johnny: "And you dont know my father."

my cousin told me it lol (i dont get it) :smoking:

A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed.

He was put in a room with another crazy and immediately began his routine, "I am John The Baptist! Jesus Christ has sent me!"

The other guy looks at him and declares, "I did not!"

by **Flamez** » Mar 31st, '07, 07:15

$0 R3@L wrote:your moms so dumb she thinks global and flamez are both sain.

smh lol

by **Global** » Mar 31st, '07, 07:17

KB24 wrote:
$0 R3@L wrote:your moms so dumb she thinks global and flamez are both sain.

smh lol

i agre

by **Global** » Mar 31st, '07, 07:25

your momma is so fat that she mad so real slim

by **krossthug** » Mar 31st, '07, 08:21

Global wrote:your momma is so fat that she mad so real slim

thats not funny

by **Global** » Mar 31st, '07, 10:05

krossthug wrote:
Global wrote:your momma is so fat that she mad so real slim

thats not funny

your just gay

by **Boston** » Apr 2nd, '07, 01:20

heard most of the jokes :{

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