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Rough Sex Facts

Postby Rae » Apr 4th, '07, 19:57

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal
Her husband walking in........................3654 cal
Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL
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Postby lenaespiritodefogo » Apr 4th, '07, 20:14

LOOOOL funny shit!!!

thanks a lot :worship:
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Postby Shadyluva » Apr 4th, '07, 20:15

lol...iive seen thiis on myspace before :happy:
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Postby pawel » Apr 4th, '07, 20:15

:laughing: this was really good :p <omg 2 people posted when I was reading and posting>
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Postby Rae » Apr 4th, '07, 20:22

lol yeah my friend sent it to me on myspace.

i thought it was funny so i posted it on here. lol

:laughing:
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Postby *MIRANDA* » Apr 4th, '07, 20:34

Rae wrote: Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal


:confusion: daymez
i think imma start undressing random guys in the street more often :smoking:
so much more fun then the gym :toocool:
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Postby Rae » Apr 4th, '07, 20:38

*MIRANDA* wrote:
Rae wrote: Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal


:confusion: daymez
i think imma start undressing random guys in the street more often :smoking:
so much more fun then the gym :toocool:



right!
i think im thinkin tha same thing u are.

steve ... come on :D
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Postby Danaldinho » Apr 4th, '07, 22:36

lmao

good facts there lol :D
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Postby darealslimzlady » Apr 4th, '07, 23:04

lol.. i luv how takin off her tclothes WITHOUT her consent burns mor calories lol
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Postby Rae » Apr 4th, '07, 23:12

darealslimzlady wrote:lol.. i luv how takin off her tclothes WITHOUT her consent burns mor calories lol


i wonder if thats b/c she trys to fight the guy off so that burns more calories.
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Postby darealslimzlady » Apr 4th, '07, 23:19

Rae wrote:
darealslimzlady wrote:lol.. i luv how takin off her tclothes WITHOUT her consent burns mor calories lol


i wonder if thats b/c she trys to fight the guy off so that burns more calories.


yeah i think thats what it is, thats why it made me laugh lol
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Postby Flamez » Apr 5th, '07, 01:08

lmao funny seen this before many times :sweating:

hmm rough sex eh.. :shifty:
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