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Postby C-Game » Apr 12th, '07, 18:40

Girl's English

Yes = No

No = Yes

May-b = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!

We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!

" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.

" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!



Guy's English

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

" I'm tired " = I'm tired

" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.

" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?

" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!

" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
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Postby pawel » Apr 12th, '07, 18:56

haven't you posted something like this already?
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Postby C-Game » Apr 12th, '07, 19:09

pawel wrote:haven't you posted something like this already?


yea this is a lil different than the other








i think :unsure: :unsure:
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Postby vermin » Apr 12th, '07, 19:34

the girls part is good but I hope there's different girls... I don't worry about the boys part cuz I know some1 who's different. (me :p :8) )
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Postby Ghst84 » Apr 12th, '07, 20:05

ne mind dicsekedj annyit, mert senkinek se tetszik :tounge2:
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Postby C-Game » Apr 12th, '07, 20:08

borosrobi wrote:ne mind dicsekedj annyit, mert senkinek se tetszik :tounge2:


yea ur ryt.....

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Postby Hadez » Apr 12th, '07, 20:08

:laughing: over half the guy's shit was something about sex.
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Postby C-Game » Apr 12th, '07, 20:12

Hadez wrote::laughing: over half the guy's shit was something about sex.


the world wld be a better place if it was the other way around :'( :'(


oh wait ill rephrase wat i said


the world wld be a OVER POPULATED place if it was the other way around
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Postby Hadez » Apr 12th, '07, 20:16

C-Game wrote:
Hadez wrote::laughing: over half the guy's shit was something about sex.


the world wld be a better place if it was the other way around :'( :'(


oh wait ill rephrase wat i said


the world wld be a OVER POPULATED place if it was the other way around


then the whole world will be like China :sweating: .
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Re: meanings of GIRLS and BOY'S English

Postby SemiShady » Apr 12th, '07, 21:18

C-Game wrote:Guy's English



" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.




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Postby JMG » Apr 13th, '07, 07:14

just get a girl drunk and it would be the other way around.. stupid sluts
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Re: meanings of GIRLS and BOY'S English

Postby rahul.never2far » Apr 13th, '07, 12:06

C-Game wrote:
" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.

" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?

" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!

" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!


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