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Postby sinemm » Sep 5th, '06, 14:38

thnx yea there are some good stuff but wrong seciton i guess and that was posted before ;)

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work... more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
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Postby Chino562 » Sep 5th, '06, 20:47

umm i think u put this in the wrong section :unsure:
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Postby Lil Pimp Tell 'Em » Sep 5th, '06, 21:03

:shakehead:
. has links in it :toocool:
Its legendary status sittin behind this computer wiigga
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Postby Chino562 » Sep 5th, '06, 21:04

Lil' PimP wrote::shakehead:
. has links in it :toocool:


lol i just noticed that :sweating:
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Re: Fresh new jokes ;)

Postby westpsyco » Jun 5th, '07, 03:05

thats funny but you shouldve probaby put it in the comedy section
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Re: Fresh new jokes ;)

Postby Hadez » Jun 9th, '07, 06:22

number 10 pisses me off. im tired of people bitchin about it. the last place i worked, i got paid less than alllll the females that worked there. n 85% of the employees were females.
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Re: Fresh new jokes ;)

Postby Tomega » Jun 11th, '07, 17:11

Hadez wrote:number 10 pisses me off. im tired of people bitchin about it. the last place i worked, i got paid less than alllll the females that worked there. n 85% of the employees were females.



maybe you look like a female
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Re: Fresh new jokes ;)

Postby Flamez » Jun 11th, '07, 17:16

lmao those are funny :laughing:
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Re: Fresh new jokes ;)

Postby pawel » Jun 12th, '07, 13:42

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".

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