new jokes

by **EMIN3M** » Jun 29th, '07, 07:43

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.

Why do abusive men cry during sex?
The Mace.

Why are aspirins white?
Because they work.

What's the definition of the word "Confusion"?
Father's day in Harlem.

Why do black people wear hats covering their face?
So the birds don't shit on their lips.

What's the difference between batman and a blackman?
Batman can go to the store with out robin.

What's long, black and smelly?
The unemployment line.

Why don't blacks like blowjobs?
They don't like any jobs.

Why don't black kids jump on their beds?
Because they'll stick to the velcro on the ceiling.
and How do you get them down once they're stuck?
Tell Mexican kids they're pinatas.

Whats wrong with 5 blacks driving a Cadillac off of a cliff?
The car holds 6.