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A few jokes I found funny and haven't heard before...

Postby CaptivatingVokalz » Jul 24th, '07, 03:45

*Your so bald that when you took a shower...you got brain washed...

*Your so cheap you can't even PAY ATTENTION...

*Your house is so dirty, you gotta wipe your feet before you step OUTSIDE...

*Dick Cheney, George Bush and his wife Laura Bush we're on an airplane. Dick Cheney looked out the window and said "If I threw just one fifty dollar bill out the window, I'd make one person happy" Laura Bush replied, "If I threw out 5 fifty dollar bills out the window, I'd make 5 people happy" and then George Bush replied, "In that case, If I threw 10 fifty dollar bills out the window, I'd make 10 people happy" The Pilot over-heard their conversations and said this to his Co-Pilot "shit if I threw these mother fuckers out the plane, I'd make the whole world happy" LMAO
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Re: A few jokes I found funny and haven't heard before...

Postby D@vid » Jul 24th, '07, 03:46

last one was decent :y:
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Re: A few jokes I found funny and haven't heard before...

Postby Curtis » Jul 24th, '07, 03:47

CaptivatingVokalz wrote:*Your so cheap you can't even PAY ATTENTION...

That was used in Spongebob :laughing:
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Re: A few jokes I found funny and haven't heard before...

Postby C-Game » Jul 24th, '07, 14:39

good find :y:
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Re: A few jokes I found funny and haven't heard before...

Postby Flamez » Jul 25th, '07, 04:57

lol nice :y:
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Re: A few jokes I found funny and haven't heard before...

Postby darealslimzlady » Jul 25th, '07, 22:53

Hehe. Nice.
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Re: A few jokes I found funny and haven't heard before...

Postby DrRapid » Jul 26th, '07, 17:14

darealslimzlady wrote:Hehe. Nice.
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Re: A few jokes I found funny and haven't heard before...

Postby TiFFany08 » Jul 27th, '07, 01:13

I thought the last one was pretty good
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