*Your so bald that when you took a shower...you got brain washed...
*Your so cheap you can't even PAY ATTENTION...
*Your house is so dirty, you gotta wipe your feet before you step OUTSIDE...
*Dick Cheney, George Bush and his wife Laura Bush we're on an airplane. Dick Cheney looked out the window and said "If I threw just one fifty dollar bill out the window, I'd make one person happy" Laura Bush replied, "If I threw out 5 fifty dollar bills out the window, I'd make 5 people happy" and then George Bush replied, "In that case, If I threw 10 fifty dollar bills out the window, I'd make 10 people happy" The Pilot over-heard their conversations and said this to his Co-Pilot "shit if I threw these mother fuckers out the plane, I'd make the whole world happy" LMAO