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The Lie Clock.

Postby darealslimzlady » Oct 2nd, '07, 21:10

Not hilarious but made me giggle...

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, “What are all those clocks?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.

“Oh,” Said the man, “Whose clock is that?”

“That’s Nelson Mandela’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie.”

“Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”

St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

Where’s Bush’s clock?” asked the man.

St. Peter responded, “Bush’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”
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Re: The Lie Clock.

Postby Deadishot » Oct 3rd, '07, 01:22

haha that was good.

fuck bush :tounge2:

only a couple more months now :y:
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Re: The Lie Clock.

Postby stevethetruth » Oct 3rd, '07, 01:24

Deadishot wrote:haha that was good.

fuck bush :tounge2:

only a couple more months now :y:


you mean till september of 08? lol that's more than a few months

but yeah it was pretty funny, and def true
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Re: The Lie Clock.

Postby Robbie G » Oct 3rd, '07, 01:44

Lol, I don't hate bush but thats pretty funny. :y:
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Re: The Lie Clock.

Postby ¤°~ Jose ~¤°© » Oct 3rd, '07, 09:06

lol damn i'm a have to spray it out again FUCK BUSH THAT FUCKIN' MONKEY!

but the joke made me laugh a lil :y:
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Re: The Lie Clock.

Postby Curtis » Oct 3rd, '07, 09:09

Meh, not funny.
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Re: The Lie Clock.

Postby rlxhustlr » Oct 3rd, '07, 13:44

ah that joke was kinda corny! clocks, come on now that was just stupid....ah but whatever... :whistle:
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Re: The Lie Clock.

Postby Deadishot » Oct 3rd, '07, 19:15

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stevethetruth wrote:
you mean till september of 08? lol that's more than a few months




ahh crappp it is 08 isnt it :tounge2:

i wanted to vote this year!! :(
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Re: The Lie Clock.

Postby DrRapid » Oct 8th, '07, 19:09

lol
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Re: The Lie Clock.

Postby sinemm » Oct 8th, '07, 19:26

i like it
cool one :happy: :y:
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Re: The Lie Clock.

Postby pawel » Oct 14th, '07, 09:27

haha original joke :)
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Re: The Lie Clock.

Postby Eckoo » Oct 14th, '07, 18:35

damn goood:D haha
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