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Things In Football That Sound Dirty -- But Aren't

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Things In Football That Sound Dirty -- But Aren't

Postby Sleepy » Apr 5th, '08, 11:43

20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. It's a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around.
11. He had to stretch to get it in.
10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
9. He blows them off (at the line).
8. He bangs it in.
7. He could go all the way.
6. He gets it off just in time.
5. He goes deep.
4. He found a hole and slid through it.
3. He pounds it in.
2. He beats them off (the line)
1. He's got great hands.
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Re: Things In Football That Sound Dirty -- But Aren't

Postby Xray » Apr 5th, '08, 22:57

:laughing: :laughing: classic
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Re: Things In Football That Sound Dirty -- But Aren't

Postby Tash8 » Apr 6th, '08, 00:59

yea american football started out with kids saying why dont we come up with a sport that has sexual references
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Re: Things In Football That Sound Dirty -- But Aren't

Postby Xray » Apr 6th, '08, 03:52

Tash8 wrote:yea american football started out with kids saying why dont we come up with a sport that has sexual references

cause americans are stupid :whistle: just playing relax relax :p
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Re: Things In Football That Sound Dirty -- But Aren't

Postby Tash8 » Apr 6th, '08, 07:25

Xray wrote:
Tash8 wrote:yea american football started out with kids saying why dont we come up with a sport that has sexual references

cause americans are stupid :whistle: just playing relax relax :p


fuck you, american football's the shit, go raiders.
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