Talk to GOD!!

[<VerbalTouch>]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I rule you
God:
You are not the boss of me, god.
Me:
Are to
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
do you like sex?
God:
Sure I do, god, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
i like boobs
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I enjoy working with people. I like wine and bread.
Me:
do girls like wine?
God:
Ask Alison if it does.
Does it have anything to do with Alison?
Me:
does anyone here like sex?
God:
Suppose they do.
Me:
I dont think so

and post a funny ass convo lol

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