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Bush at School(joke)

Postby Dark Blue » Oct 25th, '08, 15:08

Bush at School

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.

After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when ½ of all Americans don't have health insurance?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, Question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.

"Johnnie" he responds.

"And what is your question, Johnnie?"

"Actually Sir, I have 6 questions:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And Sixth, what happened to Stanley ?"
Last edited by Dark Blue on Oct 25th, '08, 19:16, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Bush at School

Postby Emadyville » Oct 25th, '08, 15:40

Wow. Great Joke. hahaha what happened to stanley.
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Re: Bush at School

Postby Robbie G » Oct 25th, '08, 15:55

lmfao nice one
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Re: Bush at School

Postby Solace » Oct 25th, '08, 16:43

:laughing:

Thats a good one :y:
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Re: Bush at School

Postby aleXander » Oct 25th, '08, 18:54

I was starting to like Stanley :(

nice joke..thnx :happy:
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Re: Bush at School

Postby C-Game » Oct 25th, '08, 19:00

nice laugh :)
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Re: Bush at School(joke)

Postby Arabian Shady » Oct 26th, '08, 13:46

lololololololololoo :laughing:
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Re: Bush at School(joke)

Postby Kez » Oct 27th, '08, 02:45

hahahahahaha nice
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Re: Bush at School(joke)

Postby The Return » Oct 28th, '08, 16:13

lmaooo :D
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Re: Bush at School(joke)

Postby Myszon » Oct 29th, '08, 09:25

ooo damn.... it was good :D
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Re: Bush at School(joke)

Postby Wallace » Oct 29th, '08, 20:03

That was good, and..... realistic :shifty:
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Re: Bush at School(joke)

Postby Titan50 » Nov 2nd, '08, 13:17

Good one
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Re: Bush at School(joke)

Postby Ka0t1c » Nov 4th, '08, 05:37

haha
oh yeah... and thanks for nothing too
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Re: Bush at School(joke)

Postby tha Wangsta » Nov 12th, '08, 08:49

that was really sweet one... :coolthumb:
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