If Eminem and I had a baby...

[James R.]

Horse shit. Me and you were way too damn sexy to make that baby happen.

[Tash8]

Horse shit. Me and you were way too damn sexy to make that baby happen.

hmmm maybe your right and they website is just jealous of our child.

[James R.]

Did the same thing with me and angie. It couldn't handle the sexiness and gave us this fucking troll baby that I promptly shot in the forehead

[Robbie G]

If me and Eminem had a baby:

[James R.]

Pretty cute butt baby

[theJFKshow]

you are way too obsessed.

[Tash8]

yo james, i dont get this... i put a picture of me (half black and half god) and a picture of you (100% black)

and the picture turned out half asian, did you cheat on me?

[James R.]

What the fuck? Did you make either of our races Asian by accident? I did a kid with Angie, the lead chick from PCD and they both came out white and none of us even have white in us...

[Tash8]

so you deny having a sexual relationship with tru?

[James R.]

Ok... maybe not... but I didn't have them while me and you were having them. I mean not simultaneously

[MC Anonymous]

Lol, fucking thing is a waste of time.

[James R.]

That baby is too cute. I like Eminem and I know I joke about wanting to fuck him, but really, if dude walked by me on the street, I'd look the other way. I don't date at all. (At least not until I graduate from law school ) I'm actually the complete opposite of how I act on this site, which is why I love being on here, lol. Y'all just let me be crazy.


I really don't like kids that much either, so I don't even know why I made a little fucker.

POSER!!!!!!!!!!

Lol jk. So are you REALLY in law school, or are you exactly how you act on the site and you're just telling us that to be impressed? Ohh!!!

[neversnooze]

lmao you will have beautiful babies trinell05

[theJFKshow]

Not to mention, I'm a poor, black female. Three magical words that allow me to get all the money, application fee waivers, and admission passes I want.

Ha I like you so much more after reading this. Truth

[James R.]

I'm a senior in undergraduate school right now, but I just took my LSATs last a couple of days ago, so hopefully I can get into DU Sturm College of Law. I already go to DU, so that should help me to get in. Not to mention, I'm a poor, black female. Three magical words that allow me to get all the money, application fee waivers, and admission passes I want. I just don't want to fuck up along the way and get stuck with a baby or become dickmatized, so I'm putting off dating for another 3 years at least. But it will be worth it, I hope.

Another thing I have to conquer is my whole fear of people. I get anxious around people and I have a hard time meeting new friends. The weird thing is that once I get in front of people to speak, people say that I'm very entertaining and articulate. So hopefully, three years of practicing public speaking and formal arguments will help me out in the long run. I'm more of a researcher, so I feel that I should do well as a lawyer when I combine speaking and researching. I hope.

Wow. You really put yourself out there. I was just kidding. But you're making great choices. Keep it up. I'm sure you're just a little reserved. Once you get to know people i can already tell that you're very articulate and funny. Online friends are fun too tho so if you need someone to help procrastinate we'll be here