Frenchman, an Italian and an American were discussing love-making.
"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the
Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian
responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette
and told me she could never love another man."
When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked,
"And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once." he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she
say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
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Sex Discussion
by Dark Blue » Jan 30th, '09, 21:52
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Re: Sex Discussion
by tjb » Jan 30th, '09, 23:22
haha 
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Re: Sex Discussion
by Slim Zaddy » Jan 31st, '09, 09:51
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Re: Sex Discussion
by Wreck » Jan 31st, '09, 09:55
LOL nice lmao
I love these jokes where the first 2/3 situations are the same, or the same thing happens, and the 3rd outcome is completely different, but hilarious...and makes sense
I love these jokes where the first 2/3 situations are the same, or the same thing happens, and the 3rd outcome is completely different, but hilarious...and makes sense
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