A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
Nice Vacation
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Nice Vacation
by Dark Blue » Jan 30th, '09, 22:02
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Re: Nice Vacation
by Slim Zaddy » Jan 31st, '09, 09:54
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Re: Nice Vacation
by Wreck » Jan 31st, '09, 09:58
LOL hilarious
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Re: Nice Vacation
by Almostlity » Jan 31st, '09, 10:52
I've heard this before, Hella funny
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