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This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

Postby Slim Zaddy » Jan 28th, '09, 11:25

This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,
so he went to the
doctor for advice. The doctor told him the next time he wanted to have
sex, to stick his
finger in his wife's pussy, and then rub it under his nose, and the
smell would cause his
hormones to kick in, and he would obtain an erection. That night, he
decided to make his
move. He turned out all the lights and got into bed. He put his finger
in her pussy, and then
rubbed it under his nose. He felt a tingling in his cock, and it began
to stiffen. Amazed, he
decided to see what would happen if he used two fingers. He stuck them
in her pussy, then
rubbed them both under his nose, and his cock quickly jumped to 3/4
erect. He decided to
try 3 fingers, so he put them in her pussy, then rubbed them all
around under his nose.
Soon he was sporting the biggest hard on he could remember. He said,
"Honey, quick
turn on the lights, and check this out!" She turned on the lights, and
with his dick standing
tall, he proudly asked, "What do you think?" She looked at him and
said, "Looks like the
worst nose bleed I've ever seen!"
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Re: This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

Postby tjb » Jan 30th, '09, 23:16

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Re: This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

Postby mcZu » Jan 30th, '09, 23:20

lmao...
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Re: This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

Postby Ka0t1c » Jan 30th, '09, 23:26

she's on her period
oh yeah... and thanks for nothing too
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Re: This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

Postby Dark Blue » Jan 31st, '09, 06:01

lmao thats awesome lol
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Re: This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

Postby Solace » Jan 31st, '09, 21:33

hahahahahaahaha thats a good one.
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Re: This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

Postby bom-bom » Jan 31st, '09, 23:49

lmao
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Re: This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

Postby Ivy » Feb 1st, '09, 17:30

OMG: That would be a disgusting mess :tounge2:
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Re: This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

Postby gutawafang » Feb 1st, '09, 18:18

Woah. quite a nice one. i was surprised. :happy:
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