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3 Nuns Go To Heaven

Postby Dark Blue » Aug 14th, '09, 06:33

3 nuns die in a car crash and they go up to heaven. Peters at the gate and he says "before you come in i'm afraid you will have to answer a question."

So he says to the first nun "don't worry the questions are very easy."

He asks "what was the name of the first woman?"

She says "Eve"

He says "yep your in."

Then he says to the second nun "where did Eve live?" and she says "Garden of eden"

"Yep your in!"

The third nun , which was the mother superior, is told "i'm affraid the question is going to have to be a bit harder for you."

So he asks "what did Eve say when she first saw Adam?"

The nun says "ooh thats a hard one" and peter says "yep your in"
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Re: 3 Nuns Go To Heaven

Postby Spyder » Aug 15th, '09, 01:19

haha pretty good :D
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Re: 3 Nuns Go To Heaven

Postby BILI » Aug 15th, '09, 01:26

lol...good one
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Re: 3 Nuns Go To Heaven

Postby DrunkenDeath » Aug 15th, '09, 01:31

:n:
I'm that dude.

I want to talk shit, but i'll probably get banned for it from now on :sweating:

fuckin' stalkers.
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Re: 3 Nuns Go To Heaven

Postby DrRapid » Aug 16th, '09, 14:06

rofl
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Re: 3 Nuns Go To Heaven

Postby RapName » Sep 21st, '09, 10:21

Drunkendeath wrote::n:


its a joke you f-ing fruitcake
strikeboy wrote:Hey Alaine. I like young girls obviously and I don't get the oppurtunity to talk to them at all in fact. Well, I don't care really what you're like on the inside and I just really want you to come to bed with me. Would you do that if you could? Even if you were just average on the outside (but not fat) I could like you if you sounded smart.

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Re: 3 Nuns Go To Heaven

Postby DrunkenDeath » Sep 23rd, '09, 00:17

RapName wrote:
Drunkendeath wrote::n:


its a joke you f-ing fruitcake




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didn't feel like making a 'O'
I'm that dude.

I want to talk shit, but i'll probably get banned for it from now on :sweating:

fuckin' stalkers.
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Re: 3 Nuns Go To Heaven

Postby RapName » Sep 23rd, '09, 09:15

Drunkendeath wrote:
RapName wrote:
Drunkendeath wrote::n:


its a joke you f-ing fruitcake




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didn't feel like making a 'O'


No what? No, it isn't a joke?
strikeboy wrote:Hey Alaine. I like young girls obviously and I don't get the oppurtunity to talk to them at all in fact. Well, I don't care really what you're like on the inside and I just really want you to come to bed with me. Would you do that if you could? Even if you were just average on the outside (but not fat) I could like you if you sounded smart.

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GoodGirlsGetGutted wrote:Em is average at best without The Eminem Show.
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Re: 3 Nuns Go To Heaven

Postby eminemgirl1234 » Sep 23rd, '09, 16:22

wow!
"Sometimes I feel so alone,
I just don't know, feels like I been down this road before.
So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me,
soon as I go home and close the door.
Kinda feels like Déjà Vu, I wanna get away from this place I do,
but I can't and I wont say I tried but I know that's a lie cuz I don't,
and why I just don't know...

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Re: 3 Nuns Go To Heaven

Postby Arabian Shady » Sep 23rd, '09, 17:24

haha
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Shit is BACKSTAGE,Cause the front page aint worth Kashmir and Palestine.
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Re: 3 Nuns Go To Heaven

Postby embm » Sep 29th, '09, 19:39

:laughing: lmao
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Re: 3 Nuns Go To Heaven

Postby Drama Setter » Sep 29th, '09, 20:27

Hardcore :p
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