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Ear infection

Postby Dark Blue » Feb 11th, '09, 18:54

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The receptionist said, "Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

He replied, "There's something wrong with my dick."

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you."

The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
"You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone," the man said. Then he walked out and waited several minutes before re-entering.

The receptionist smiled smugly and said, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear."

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it."

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

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Re: Ear infection

Postby Slim Zaddy » Feb 12th, '09, 12:43

hahahahaah , i liked it :y:
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Re: Ear infection

Postby DrunkenDeath » Oct 1st, '09, 03:47

lmao
I'm that dude.

I want to talk shit, but i'll probably get banned for it from now on :sweating:

fuckin' stalkers.
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Re: Ear infection

Postby embm » Oct 1st, '09, 16:40

lmao :y:
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Re: Ear infection

Postby Arabian Shady » Oct 2nd, '09, 20:07

that was hilarious!!
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