so im on a plane and the pilot says over the loudspeaker, "we will be taking off shortly, buckle your seatbelts it will be about a 5 hour ride" so he gets done with all that and sets the mic down and says to his co-pilot, "man i could really use a blowjob and a coffee." well the stuartist runs up like a bat out of hell to tell him the mics still on, so i say "hey don't forget his coffee."
