memyselforwho wrote:Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
bro...even if i told you, you wouldnt beleive me, trust me on this one
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
down retard, *mom, theirs a whole in the roof, cool penguins!!
How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?
ummmm pedophiles go to jail you know
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
it consentrates your eyes on one object, somthing like that, ask dr green later
Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
why dont freeways have to pay tolls to do what
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
ummm my school has boxwork
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
ummm dont you know!!! o my dear golly gosh, i thout everyone knew
cause if you do, please tell me
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
maybe people are stupid and joe is acctualy spelt joohoe (pronounced jOh)
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
BLHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
ummm no cause...ummm fuck, i really truely dont know, maybe they levitate and the wings are for show??
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
ummm cause sour cream is bad, but if you eat it after you die??
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
who gives a fuckin ass shit, do i, NO
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one
cause back in your skank mom days, they came in pairs
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
so we can have a scence of releif when they get hit with another plane
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
if i knew this, i wouldnt tell you, you know why, cause your to slow to understand
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there
to take you out of contiousness, literly, shut the fuck up with the questions
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
ummm PARKways DRIVEways, asswhole, read next time
How can someone "draw a blank"?
ask 50 the gangster, thats all he can do
lmao those were all funny......i didn't understand the last one though
idk if there rly sposed to be funny 
ne way
lmao ^
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