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In the elevator.....(joke)

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In the elevator.....(joke)

Postby tkvloveangel » Mar 12th, '05, 01:04

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE African American guy standing next to him. The big guys
sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall,
350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
testicle,...Turner Brown."
The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy
kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says,
"What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guys says, "What
EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, I weight 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left
testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said
"Turn around." :lol:
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Postby T & T » Mar 30th, '05, 05:49

Turn around hahahahaha that made me lol :lol: :lol:
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Postby boy » May 15th, '05, 01:17

LOL hahaha
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Postby faint of hearts » Jun 10th, '05, 21:12

:lol: :lol: i didnt know where it was going until the last sentence. lmao
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Postby Kremlin » Jul 2nd, '05, 17:30

:lol: :lol: really good joke..freakin liked it :D
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Postby D12lvr13 » Jul 3rd, '05, 03:54

LMAO! hahaha that was hilarious! :lol:
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Postby The Rock » Jul 3rd, '05, 06:58

hahahahahhaahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
hahhahahhahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
hahhahahahahahah
shit, girl that made me 4 reallz....... i can't write
hahaaaaaaahahaha
hahahahahahhahaa

nice one... tkloveangel...turn around
hahhahahhahahaha
hahahhahahahahha
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Postby Karma » Jul 21st, '05, 15:11

Lmao Nice Nice One
Very Funny
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Postby Hailie » Jul 22nd, '05, 10:24

:lol: :lol: :lol: It's very funny :lol: :lol: :lol:
::They fuck you and fuck you and fuck you, and just when you think it's over, that's when the real fucking begins!::
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Postby 50Shellz » Aug 2nd, '05, 04:37

hahaha, koo, made me crack up, good one.
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Postby flaco24 » Aug 2nd, '05, 04:58

lol damn that's some funny shit. Propz. :lol:
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Postby bellr77 » Aug 2nd, '05, 21:03

That is awsome,
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Postby walend » Aug 22nd, '05, 15:26

hahaha it really make me laugh
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Postby eminemcaparica » Aug 22nd, '05, 15:43

that is so funny
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Postby McVicar » Aug 23rd, '05, 02:27

shit, this is an old post but i hadn't seen it ... thanks for bumping it .... VERY FUNNY BTW :lol:
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