Joke Thread

[Sleepy]

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!

Yo' mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it didn't come back!

Your mamas ass is so big, she have more crack than a drug dealer.

You mama so fat, I put a quarter up her ass and she spat out a cake.

You mama so ugly, her mama put her next to a piece of crap and said "Twins!"

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.

[Sleepy]

Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted,

[Sleepy]

Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on his mother

Every time he hit a bump

He had another brother!

[Kojack]

A chicken pulled up the next leg, pulled the right leg, and falled

[Sleepy]

A chicken pulled up the next leg, pulled the right leg, and falled

Stupid but funny as hell

[krossthug]

One day at school the teacher said 'Class could u think of sentences with the word fascinate in it'

Rebecca said 'I will fascinate u'

Tommy said' i want to fascinae u'

Then the teacher picked johnny, that boy always swore but she thought he couldnt swear with the word fascinate so he said' My Sisters boobs are so big that if she wears a buttoned shirt with 11 buttons she can only fasten8!'

[$0 R3@L]

your moms so dumb she thinks global and flamez are both sain.

[Sleepy]

your moms so dumb she thinks global and flamez are both sain.

lol and the one about the glass wall was funny

[°[~CHR!$~]°]

patient: doctor, doctor i have every morning dejection at 7am
doctor: so what?...thats good
patient: problem is that i wake up at 8am



a wife runs to husband: Guess what i found in our sons room....a sadomasochistic magazine...!!!
husband: Then we shouldnt beat him fo this...he could like it

[Sleepy]

a sadomasochistic magazine

pls explain

[°[~CHR!$~]°]

a sadomasochistic magazine

pls explain

lol..i dont knew it either looked it up
ummmm thats somthin like fetish porn

[krossthug]

There are three blondes washed up on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish.

The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island.

The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a ravishing redhead. The redhead builds a boat and sails off the island.

The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.


And



Morning Poem

I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,

That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his fucking head.

I'm not a morning person.

[Sleepy]

There are three blondes washed up on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish.

The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island.

The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a ravishing redhead. The redhead builds a boat and sails off the island.

The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.






And



Morning Poem

I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,

That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his fucking head.

I'm not a morning person.

lol

[Sleepy]

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a euro to ride

Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!

Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World

Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle.

Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call

yo mommas so stupid, it took her an hour to cook minute rice

yo mommas like a christmas tree always flashin

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole

yo momma was so stupid when ur dad said it was chilly outside she ran outside with a spoon!!!

yo mama is so fat all her relationsships are long distance

yo mama skin so bad the doctor prescribed a mask

Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for petrol money

Yo' mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a burger on the other side just to get her through.

Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died

Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ''Stop that sausage!

Yo' mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list

Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.

Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind

Yo mama's so stupid that she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions

Yo' Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook

Yo Mama is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked.

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yo mama is so fat she has to use google earth to make a pic of herself