Funny Jokes (a very original title)

by **BLAHBLAHBLAH** » Apr 24th, '06, 17:51

A girl was in class at a catholic school, and she fell asleep at her desk.
the teacher saw this and decided to catch her in the act. She asked the girl, "Who was the creator of the universe?"
a little boy sitting behind the girl poked her in the back with a pencil. The girl immediatly woke up answering, "OH MY GOD!"
Then the girl fell back asleep. The teacher saw this and decided to ask her another question, "Who was god's savior?" The little boy poked the girl with his pencil again, and the girl responed, "JESUS CHRIST!"
then the girl fell back asleep, the teacher one again saw this and dcided yet again to ask her another question, "what did Eve say to Adam?"
The little boy poked the girl again, the girl immediatly woke up and yelled, "IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME, I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF!"
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Three men were standing at the gates of heaven. God was there and told them that he would give them a vechile, to travel around the streets of heaven with. The type of vechile they got depended on how loyal they were to their wives. The first man responded, "well, I was not very loyal. I cheated on my wife a couple of times." God was very diappointed and decided to give the man a very small car. The second man responded, "Well, I only cheated on my wife once." God the decided to give the second man a medium sized car. The third man said, "I was very loyal to my wife. i never cheated on her!" God was very happy and gave the man a very large expensive car.
One day while driving on the streets of heaven, the man in the very large car started crying, the two men with the smaller cars asked him why he was crying, he had the best car out of the lot. The man responded, " I just saw my wife, and she id riding around on a skateboard.

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I like the first one better, it's great!

by **Hunneh_Buns** » Apr 24th, '06, 23:31

I've read them before, but I liked the second one better.

by **Ivy** » Apr 24th, '06, 23:34

The first one has been manipulated from a church one where a guy was falling asleep in church and the wife kept poking him

I like the second one better, and I haven't read that one before :flower:

by **MuNxMuN** » Apr 24th, '06, 23:38

i've read a different joke that was like the first one....it was with the one with the new student in class :giggle:

the second joke was hard to understand...i just got it a few seconds ago while typing this :laughing:

by **Ivy** » Apr 24th, '06, 23:39

MuNxMuN wrote:i've read a different joke that was like the first one....it was with the one with the new student in class the second joke was hard to understand...i just got it a few seconds ago while typing this

And you were calling me slow :whistle:

by **MuNxMuN** » Apr 24th, '06, 23:41

TaylorakaTiGGi wrote:
MuNxMuN wrote:i've read a different joke that was like the first one....it was with the one with the new student in class the second joke was hard to understand...i just got it a few seconds ago while typing this

And you were calling me slow

hey atleast i understood it all on my own :smoking:

it just took me awhile :laughing:

by **Ivy** » Apr 24th, '06, 23:45

Keyword there, "you found out on your own and it took a while", atleast I asked when I didn't know :sweating:

by **MuNxMuN** » Apr 24th, '06, 23:46

point is i figured it out myself :smoking:

i didn't need to ask anyone like someone i know :whistle:

by **Ivy** » Apr 24th, '06, 23:50

MuNxMuN wrote:point is i figured it out myself i didn't need to ask anyone like someone i know

I like to ask for help, that way I grasp the right concept and learn the right things WiNNi...

by **rory** » Apr 25th, '06, 12:23

Sarah wrote:
MuNxMuN wrote:i've read a different joke that was like the first one....it was with the one with the new student in class the second joke was hard to understand...i just got it a few seconds ago while typing this

You're lucky I still don't get it not even now while I'm typing this . What's a skateboard got anything to do with anything?

well the wife got the skateboard but didn't get a car like the rest cos she cheated on him a lot..ach who am i kidding?i'm bad at explaining :sweating:

by **chronic** » Apr 26th, '06, 11:26

Sarah wrote:
rory wrote:
Sarah wrote:
MuNxMuN wrote:i've read a different joke that was like the first one....it was with the one with the new student in class the second joke was hard to understand...i just got it a few seconds ago while typing this

You're lucky I still don't get it not even now while I'm typing this . What's a skateboard got anything to do with anything?

well the wife got the skateboard but didn't get a car like the rest cos she cheated on him a lot..ach who am i kidding?i'm bad at explaining

Either I don't find that funny or I still don't get it . Is the wife in heaven too? I didn't think she was dead...