TrueEmFan wrote:taylor... you're like the female dr. phil. that's a good thing
Hmm, I can see it now...
News Person - Ladies and Gentlemen, we have breaking news...a new Dr. Phil is in the making, except she goes by the name of Highschool Junior Taylor Garnett...
Me - Please, just Taylor if you will...
News Person - So, what are we going to talk about today Taylor?!?
Me - Well, if we weren't talking about parenting, sex, gender, race, or crime/violence, then this would get turned off before I could finish saying...
*Pauses*
Me - Well, for the people who have tuned in, I shall continue my speech...what is something that is needed in this world for everything to continue?
News Person - Are you talking about money? That's got to be it!
Me - I'm sorry but you're incorrect, would you like to go with Double Jeapordy where the scores can really change? (Classic quote from Die Hard)...
News Person - Then what are you talking about Taylor?
Me - Women, if it weren't for us, there'd be no "men" to rule the earth!
News Person - Please continue
Me - Well if you didn't interupt me I would've anyways...
*Smiles*
Me - As I was saying, women, that's what we're discussing, most commonly known as the sluts on the corners, the maids, or the other half of the reproducing species...but let's dig deeper...
News Person - How deeper?
Me - Down to what makes us function, our brain...It's so complex...we want to do one thing, yet we do another, we're bored yet we're loaded with work and freetime...We have things that randomly occur, anger, happiness...
News Person - You mean moodswings, PMS from that time of the month!
*Crowd laughs*
Me - NO! That's where the male gender, such as yourself, goes wrong...it's deeper than that...I myself can be random...someone can ask me a question about a movie and the character's name and I won't remember...and then 2 hours later while we're having dinner at Olive Garden I'll just shout out the character's name and cause everyone in the vicinity to jump!
News Person - My wife does that
Me - Exactly! We're one of a kind, we're random, we're the people who give PMS a good name! We're random, we're funny, we're WOMEN!
*Ladies in the crowd cheers*
News Person - Well, you've obviously scored the ladies votes, but I just can't agree with what you're saying...it's like you're stereotyping...
Me - No, you're just SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you, thank you, thank you very much!
YEAH!!!!!!!! Somebody replied 
BTW Thanks for the comment 
