Christian baseball

[Shady727]

I was watching this comedy special today and the guy said :

"When I was young my parents made me go to church and at church we had a baseball team. We kept losing game after game. So 1 day I realized that we were not going to be winning any time soon but I atleast I could have a little fun. So 1 day I decided to change our teams name. I changed it to "Off Constantly" so that when ever we lost the other team went around bragging "We beat off constantly! We beat off constantly!" "

[invasions]

Good play on words, but not that funny.

[Semper Fidelis]

I don't get it, i'm from Holland
Can you explain?

[AspirinE]

I don't get it, i'm from Holland
Can you explain?

to beat off ... means to masturbate.

[ShadyAngel]

i didnt get it either but im just dum LOL