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Postby ,-,'-{Bar}-',-, » Dec 17th, '06, 15:11

ok a wee mad poem thingy :laughing:


He laid her on the table, so white & so bare.
His forehead wet with breads of sweat, he rubbed here & there.
he touched her neck and felt her breast, then drooling felt her thigh.
the slit was wet & all was set, he gave a joyous cry.
the hole was wide.
he looked inside, all was dark and murky.
he fubbed his hand & stretched his arms & then stuffed the turkey.

another mad thing

how do you know santa's a man?

coz he turns up late, eats your food , drinks your booze,
empty's his sack, only comes once , then fucks off before u wake up


obv that one is a girls point of view lol
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Postby Flamez » Dec 18th, '06, 17:24

lol i seen that one before...still funny lol
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Postby TrewEmFan » Dec 19th, '06, 17:41

lmao!!! very funny, rofl!!!
nice joke
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Postby invasions » Dec 21st, '06, 21:51

I liked the first joke better.
I didn't know it was about a turkey.
I feel so perverted. :sweating:
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Postby ShadyAngel » Dec 22nd, '06, 16:03

lol dont we all..


second one made my mum laugh :P
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Postby rhiannon » Dec 22nd, '06, 16:11

:laughing:
I LIKE SLIMMY
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