Joke Thread

by **Sleepy** » Mar 12th, '07, 20:59

anyone got a joke Post here

Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a book on how to read.

Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said

by **°[~CHR!$~]°** » Mar 12th, '07, 21:23

police pull sombody over
police officer:wut is ur name?
driver: chrezinksy robatski
police officer:how to spell THIS?
driver: T-H-I-S

lol....kinda stupid but make me laugh

by **$0 R3@L** » Mar 12th, '07, 21:27

ya moms so fat she uses a bomerang to put her belt on

by **Sleepy** » Mar 12th, '07, 21:29

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
stupid but funny

You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked,

by **Sleepy** » Mar 12th, '07, 21:42

A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''

Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''

''How!?!?!?'' she asks.

''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''

''Well how long does it take?'' she asks.

''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.

''How did you know that?'' she wonders.

''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'''

by **krossthug** » Mar 13th, '07, 07:36

Yo mommas so ugly that when she was at a strip club people payed her to put her clothes on

by **DarkMan** » Mar 13th, '07, 07:39

Yo mama is so fat, that when she jump for joy she got stuck

by **krossthug** » Mar 13th, '07, 07:47

ur mommas so fat that when she bought an island people thought she was the island

One morning in bed a teenage boy woke up out of bed but he just stayed in bed then he turned on the radio, the radio man said 'Good morning, u have done a sin'. then the teenage boy said 'how did i sin' to himseld, so he turned around to his sister in bed and said 'how did i sin?'

by **Sleepy** » Mar 13th, '07, 18:30

Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted,

by **Sleepy** » Mar 13th, '07, 18:36

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish.
The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

by **Sleepy** » Mar 13th, '07, 18:37

Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!"
"What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?"

"No," says Johnny. "It's salty."

by **Infliction** » Mar 13th, '07, 18:43

Two blondes are on different sides of a river, and they are screaming back and forth at eachother to talk, finally after having her voice go coarse, one gets fed up and yells out "Come to the other side!" and the other replies "I am on the other side!"

Kinda cheesy but wtv

A blonde gets hired at a tickle-me-elmo factory, her job is to test the products. After a couple of weeks she gets her first evaluation, and her boss notices something very strange, she is sewing large ball-barings on the crotch of the dolls. The boss walks up to her and says "What are you doing!? I told you to give them test tickles not testicles!!"

Also cheesy

by **Infliction** » Mar 13th, '07, 18:44

molonono1 wrote:Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!"
"What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?"

"No," says Johnny. "It's salty."

EW! LOL

by **°[~CHR!$~]°** » Mar 13th, '07, 18:45

policer officer pull sombody over
police officer : And did WE drink to much today?
driver: ohh U too...

kinda funny

by **Infliction** » Mar 13th, '07, 18:48

Favorite pull over joke, not really funny when written out but hilarious when acted out

Driver after arguing countless minutes with police officer

"Look sir, I swear to drunk im not god."

Yea more funny in sketch comedy

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