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Postby C-Game » Apr 5th, '07, 19:35

am sure married men will agree with this....

The wife says: You want to
The wife means: I want you to

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It’s your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You’ll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure… go ahead
The wife means: I don’t want you to

The wife says: I’n not upset
The wife means: Of course I’m upset you moron

The wife says: You’re … so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I’m going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you’re not going to like.

The wife says: I’ll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I’m beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I’m sorry
The wife means: You’ll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we’re going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I’m coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I’m not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question “What’s wrong?”

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It’s just that you’re an idiot.

The wife says: I don’t want to talk about it.
The wife means: I’m still building up steam.
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Postby lenaespiritodefogo » Apr 5th, '07, 19:44

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

"The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house."

LOOOL!!! thanks for this

it was a real good laugh :D
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Postby invasions » Apr 6th, '07, 03:51

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No


:laughing::laughing::laughing:
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Postby ShadyGD26 » Apr 6th, '07, 07:34

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No


sadly this is true.... :( o well
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Postby pawel » Apr 6th, '07, 09:42

lol some were really good :p
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Postby C-Game » Apr 6th, '07, 11:23

The wife says: It’s your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You’ll pay for this later

The wife says: I’n not upset
The wife means: Of course I’m upset you moron

The wife says: Sure… go ahead
The wife means: I don’t want you to

In answer to the question “What’s wrong?”

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.


damn i was on da fone wit ma girl i told her i was gonna meet another gal to give her a cd this monday...and damn..those were some of the answers she gave...
could it be somethin else.... :unsure: :unsure: :unsure:
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Postby C-Game » Apr 6th, '07, 18:10

Sarah wrote:
C-Game wrote:
The wife says: It’s your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You’ll pay for this later

The wife says: I’n not upset
The wife means: Of course I’m upset you moron

The wife says: Sure… go ahead
The wife means: I don’t want you to

In answer to the question “What’s wrong?”

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.


damn i was on da fone wit ma girl i told her i was gonna meet another gal to give her a cd this monday...and damn..those were some of the answers she gave...
could it be somethin else.... :unsure: :unsure: :unsure:

Depends on the tone she said it with. Because we use that tone to try n get you boys to actually realise somethin :p . With me..."do what you want" would mean (in this situation) "do what I want" :laughing:


I think all girls are jealous easily :p


hey wat if a gal say .."chami dont say those stuff im jealous "....is she fakin.... lol :shifty: :shifty:
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Postby Flamez » Apr 7th, '07, 16:24

lmao
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