The New Mr.Been

[slim sherif]

I know this story is a bit long but I promise you that its Hilarious.

This is a funny story about a friend of mine who often does stupid things just like Mr.Been, Before you read this it is important for you to know that he never smoked a cigerette or got high or anything like that at all so when he was in the situation I'm about to reveal he was 100% concious and clear headed, here is his story:

He was going out with his friend's friends and he was supposed to go to pick

him up from a place infront of a cafe, when my friend got there he didn't

find him as planned, so my friend decides to go to a phone booth(since he

had no credit in his own mobile) near by to call him on his mobile to see

where he is, when my friend got to the booth he discovered that he lost his

friend's number since his first mobile got lost 2 weeks earlier(fell in a taxi),

then he remembered something that made him the new MR.Been which that

started by him remebring sending a message to the mobile of the friend he

wants to pick up, what he didnt remember was that this was a message that

his friend liked so much that he decided to send it to himself but by using

my friend's chip(The number that sent the message is the same number

that recieved the message), so my friend logs on the details of the

message to find the recepient number(which is his own number), after he

looks at it he doesnt realise that it is his own number, he writes the number

on a piece of paper and still doesnt realise it, he starts to dial the number

from the booth and it still didnt hit him that he is dialing his own number,

ofcourse after dialing his mobile starts ringing and he sees that its a phone

number from a house not a mobile so he decides to ignore the call and

doesnt answer, he now wonders why his friend is not picking up, he doesnt

notice that his mobile stopped ringing when the phone in the booth stopped

as well, he dials the number again and his mobile starts to ring so he

pushed the cancel button because he was hoping that his friend would pick

up and then he would get confused with the guy calling him (which is

himself), Still he doent notice that when he pushed the cancel button the

ringing stopped in the phone of the booth, he now opens up the paper and

starts to make sure he wrote down the number right by checking from the

mobile and still does not discover the hurtfull truth that he was dialing his

own number all along, after he made sure that he copied the number right

he dials the number one more time, after his mobile rings again he goes

like"who is this stupid annoying idiot who keeps calling me every time I try

to call my friend", so he decides that he has had enough and decides to

answer the call, he put his mobile in one ear and the phone of booth on the

other ear and says"hello", he hears himself on both ears and still doesnt

understand whats happening, he then thought that it was just an echo that

sometimes happens when you're talking from a mobile, he starts to say

hello for a couple more times and he finds no response, Now that he is

really anoyed and really had enough he decides to hang over the phone

booth, he did that while still keeping the mobile on his ear so he heard the

voice in the mobile(the one that occures when someone hangs up on you)

and finally discovers the crime that he committed against himself that he

was calling himself all this time.

When I asked him about his feelings right after what happened he told me
that he was considering hanging himself to the phone booth.

[DrRapid]

awesome Modern Mr. Bean