Lights off, lights on
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Lights off, lights on
by James R. » May 5th, '07, 23:27
Aight so this couple was married for about 20 years, and over that span of time every time the couple had sex the husband INSISTED that the lights be off. So one day the wife decided she wanted to see what was going on down there cuz he was tearin that pussy up. So one night when he was really gettin it in there she turns on the light and sees that he's using a strap on. So she's pissed, yelling, screaming, shouting, wanting to strike him. And she demanded an explanation. The husband sat on the bed and very calmly said "I'll explain the strap when you explain the kids, sweetheart."
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by -[Zach]- » May 6th, '07, 06:30
that's fucked up, man "Did you ever stop to think/I'm old enough to go to war but I ain't old enough to drink" - 2Pac
"It's time to let the truth be told/There ain't no brighter day/'Cause when it all unfolds/A n**** gon' just pass away/These haters tryna stop my grind/But I bet them hoes can't block my shine/So tired of takin' losses not this time/I can't save the whole world I'm just tryna look out for mine" - Z-Ro
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"It's time to let the truth be told/There ain't no brighter day/'Cause when it all unfolds/A n**** gon' just pass away/These haters tryna stop my grind/But I bet them hoes can't block my shine/So tired of takin' losses not this time/I can't save the whole world I'm just tryna look out for mine" - Z-Ro
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