A blonde woman was walking down the street with her blouse unbottoned, like you could see a breast.
A police officer stops her and asks her:
-Hey lady, i can penalty you for indecent display.
-Why, mister officer? says the blonde.
-Because you've got your blouse unbottened and a breast can be seen!
- Oh, my God! i forgot my child in the bus.
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At an exam:
-Pay attention please, says the teacher. You have to write this with upper cases.
A blonde asks:
-Mister teacher? If we don't have upper cases can we write with a biro?