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Female Come Backs

Postby Rae » Jun 16th, '07, 02:52

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man; If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
Women; Oh really? I would put F and U together
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Re: Female Come Backs

Postby Hadez » Jun 16th, '07, 03:26

seen it
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Re: Female Come Backs

Postby Rae » Jun 16th, '07, 03:34

well its the 1st time i saw it...
i thought it was a lil funnie
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Re: Female Come Backs

Postby sinemm » Jun 16th, '07, 10:10

ah men..classic words always :p

that's nice thnx hun ;)
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Re: Female Come Backs

Postby Flamez » Jun 16th, '07, 16:16

haha nice rae
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Re: Female Come Backs

Postby Curtis » Jun 16th, '07, 16:39

Yeah, i've seen it but still funny. :y:
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Re: Female Come Backs

Postby TiFFany08 » Jun 17th, '07, 00:20

lol thats some funny stuff
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Re: Female Come Backs

Postby C-Game » Jun 17th, '07, 08:03

:y: :y:
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Re: Female Come Backs

Postby pawel » Jun 17th, '07, 09:42

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man; If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
Women; Oh really? I would put F and U together

damn :laughing: had a good laugh :)
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