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10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situa

Postby C-Game » Jul 10th, '07, 20:23

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
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Re: 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situa

Postby Curtis » Jul 11th, '07, 08:06

Some good ones :y:

lmao at number 5


5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
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Re: 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situa

Postby KeeLo » Jul 11th, '07, 10:23

haha

another one...

When at a bus stop someone asks
Stupid Question: Has the bus come yet
Answer: yes it did but i just stand here for the fucking fun of it

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Re: 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situa

Postby °[~CHR!$~]° » Jul 12th, '07, 16:42

lmao....hahaha
number 4 was good...looooool....
propz fo postin...lool :p
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Re: 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situa

Postby sinemm » Jul 12th, '07, 17:07

ah yeah thats annoying..alot of stupid people sometimes say this kinda things and it gets me furious

there are some funny ones there propz on them Cham :y:
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Re: 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situa

Postby Flamez » Jul 12th, '07, 17:24

lol yea i been in situations like those with people like when someone stepped on my toe and said "did that hurt" i said "of course it didn't i'm just scratchin my foot" lol :p

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Re: 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situa

Postby Curtis » Jul 18th, '07, 00:49

I also hate when people ask how are you doin cuz i always say fine. Even if im having the worst day...
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Re: 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situa

Postby J Won » Jul 18th, '07, 01:06

I got one:

In an interview with Eminem:

Launch Representatives(Question): "What is your natural hair color?"

Eminem(Answer): "Green"

Read it(14th question down): http://music.yahoo.com/read/interview/12043569
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