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by **notoriouS-K-M** » Jul 22nd, '07, 04:23

A woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the abdomen.

Luckily, the babies were okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. She gives birth to two healthy daughters and a son.

They were fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was urinating and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.

The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was urinating and this bullet came out."

Again the mother tells her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later, her son walked into the room in tears.

"It's okay," says the mother, " I know what happened...you were urinating, and a bullet came out."

"No," says the boy, "I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"

by **nuke** » Jul 22nd, '07, 04:52

thats funny as fuck

by **westpsyco** » Jul 22nd, '07, 05:27

poor dog, but funny joke

by **Kojack** » Jul 23rd, '07, 06:35

Jesuss, Penis Gun

Boom boom

Poor Dawg

by **Curtis** » Jul 23rd, '07, 06:37

lmao, great joke. :y:

by **C-Game** » Jul 23rd, '07, 12:37

lol nice read man

by **Kez** » Jul 24th, '07, 02:22

by **TiFFany08** » Jul 24th, '07, 02:58

lol that was the best joke yet

by **Flamez** » Jul 25th, '07, 05:10

lmao that was funny

by **darealslimzlady** » Jul 25th, '07, 22:51

LMAO!! Good one.

by **DrRapid** » Jul 26th, '07, 17:16

chuckled 4 that one, funny

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