Some semi funny stuff.....some are oki

[C-Game]

>> TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
>> AMDA : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
>> TEACHER : What are you talking about?
>> AMDA : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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>> TEACHER : AMDON, go to the map and find North America .
>> AMDA : Here it is!
>> TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
>> CLASS : AMDON!
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>> TEACHER : AMDON , how do you spell "crocodile"?
>> AMDA : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
>> TEACHER : No, that's wrong
>> AMDA : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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>> TEACHER : AMDON, give me a sentence starting with "I".
>> AMDA : I is...
>> TEACHER : No, AMDON. Always say, "I am."
>> AMDA : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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>> TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE? "
>> AMDA : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
>> time."
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>> TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
>> tree,
>> but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
>> him?"
>> AMDA : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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>> AMDA : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?
>> FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
>> AMDA: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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>> TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and
>> one is blue with red spots !
>> AMDA: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at
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>> TEACHER : Now, AMDON, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
>> AMDA: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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>> TEACHER : AMDON, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
>> brother's. Did you copy his ?
>> AMDA: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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>> TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
> no
>> longer interested?
>> AMDA: A teacher

[AspirinE]

Lame.

I hate primitive word play jokes.

[°[~CHR!$~]°]

i chuckled twice but yes pretty lame overall

[ctodap]

stupid funny jokez..