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Diff. between Boys & Girls when getting cash from ATM’s

Postby aleXander » Feb 22nd, '08, 17:43

Boys:
1- Drive to the bank, park, and go to the Cash Dispenser
2- Insert card
3- Dial code and desired amount
4-Take the cash and the card

Girls:
1- Drive to the bank
2- Check make-up in the mirror
3- Apply perfume
4- Manually check haircut
5- Park car - failure
6- Park car - failure
7- Park car - success
8- Search for the card in the handbag
9- Insert card, rejected by the machine
10- Throw phone card back in handbag
11- Look for bank card
12- Insert card
13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is written in handbag
14- Enter code
15- Study instructions for 2 minutes
16- #Cancel#
17- Re-enter code
18- #Cancel#
19- Call husband to get correct code
20- Enter desired amount
21- #Error#
22- Enter bigger amount
23- #Error#
24- Enter maximum amount
25- Cross fingers
26- Take cash
27- Go back to the car
28- Check make-up in rear mirror
29- Look for keys in handbag
30- Start car
31- Drive 50 meters
32- STOP
33- Drive back to bank machine
34- Go out of the car
35- Take card back from machine
36- Go back to the car
37- Throw card on passenger seat
38- Check make-up in rear mirror
39- Manually check haircut
40- Go into roundabout - wrong way
41- BREAK
42- Go into roundabout - right way
43- Drive 5 kilometers
44- Remove hand break

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Re: Diff. between Boys & Girls when getting cash from ATM’s

Postby Torben » Feb 22nd, '08, 18:44

:laughing: got me laughing big time, when i go to the atm I'm off the scene within a minute (exspecially when I'm in uniform, people just start talking to/asking me about military, politics and bla bla bla, not the stuff you wanna talk about in your spare time when every minute of the weekend counts)
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Re: Diff. between Boys & Girls when getting cash from ATM’s

Postby Xray » Feb 23rd, '08, 12:18

:laughing: good one although your gonna cause girls v.s. boys war :b: :shifty:
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Re: Diff. between Boys & Girls when getting cash from ATM’s

Postby Epidemik » Mar 1st, '08, 04:46

hahah
park car: failure
park car: failure
hahaha classic
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Re: Diff. between Boys & Girls when getting cash from ATM’s

Postby Tash8 » Mar 1st, '08, 19:53

the funny thing is, is most of that shit is true....
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Re: Diff. between Boys & Girls when getting cash from ATM’s

Postby C-Game » Mar 1st, '08, 20:04

at least half of them are true... lol... good un mate
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