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Reason why never visit a 5-star Hotel

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Reason why never visit a 5-star Hotel

Postby aleXander » Feb 22nd, '08, 19:01

Question: “What would you like to have ?Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee ?”
Answer: “tea please”
Question: “Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”
Answer: “Ceylon tea”
Question: “How would you like it ? Black or white ?”
Answer: “white”
Question: “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”
Answer: “With milk ?”
Question: “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk ?”
Answer: “With cow milk please”
Question: “Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow ?”
Answer: “Um, I’ll take it black “
Question: “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey ?”
Answer: “With sugar”
Question: “‘Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”
Answer: “Cane sugar”
Question: “White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
Answer: “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead”
Question: “Mineral water or still water ?”
Answer: “Mineral water”
Question: “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
Answer: “I’ll rather die of thirst”. !!


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Re: Reason why never visit a 5-star Hotel

Postby scalia5 » Feb 22nd, '08, 20:49

hahahaha thats funny
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