Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven".
The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her". So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.
The next man comes up and says, "I cheated on my wife a little but I stilll love her." He gets a mustang and drives off into heaven.
The next guy came up and said, "I cheated on my wife alot". He gets a scooter.
Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying.
He asked, "Why are you crying you have such a nice car?!" and the man sobbed, "My wife just went by on roller skates".
A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?"
"Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," responded the teenager "won't it knock my teeth out?
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2 Jokes
by DOPE » Apr 29th, '08, 10:09
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
My basic disk will make you take a razor to your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
N place the clip N cock it back
N let it go until your brains are rippin out your skull so bad
To sew you back would be a waste of stitches
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My basic disk will make you take a razor to your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
N place the clip N cock it back
N let it go until your brains are rippin out your skull so bad
To sew you back would be a waste of stitches
hybridpurity.webs.com
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Re: 2 Jokes
by °[~CHR!$~]° » Apr 29th, '08, 14:17
nice two 
hhaha....
hhaha....
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Re: 2 Jokes
by Xray » Apr 29th, '08, 14:37
the first one 
Over a billion Muslims, you could never stop Islam
Over a billion bullets shooting from the chopper's arm
Carry a motherfucker head that I shred in Nam
I speak literally, figuratively, the prophet gone
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Re: 2 Jokes
by Emadyville » Apr 29th, '08, 15:06
Both were good. Is that joke in your profile thing from a Seinfeld stand up or something, sounds familiar?
Menzo wrote:Its cuz you're dope and Daddy Dubs. No one fucks with that
I love you Daren
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Re: 2 Jokes
by DOPE » Apr 29th, '08, 15:45
Both were good. Is that joke in your profile thing from a Seinfeld stand up or something, sounds familiar?
yeap thats it
that Seinfeld TV show is my fav show of all time
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
My basic disk will make you take a razor to your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
N place the clip N cock it back
N let it go until your brains are rippin out your skull so bad
To sew you back would be a waste of stitches
hybridpurity.webs.com
My basic disk will make you take a razor to your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
N place the clip N cock it back
N let it go until your brains are rippin out your skull so bad
To sew you back would be a waste of stitches
hybridpurity.webs.com
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Re: 2 Jokes
by Emadyville » Apr 29th, '08, 20:30
I knew it. Yeah i've seen each episode at least 20 times.
Menzo wrote:Its cuz you're dope and Daddy Dubs. No one fucks with that
I love you Daren
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Re: 2 Jokes
by Dark Blue » Apr 29th, '08, 22:55
omg those r funny haha good job
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Re: 2 Jokes
by Xray » Apr 30th, '08, 07:55
DOPE wrote:that Seinfeld TV show is my fav show of all time
Beautiful words were never truly said like this before
Over a billion Muslims, you could never stop Islam
Over a billion bullets shooting from the chopper's arm
Carry a motherfucker head that I shred in Nam
I speak literally, figuratively, the prophet gone
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