A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking from the junior employees who couldn't resist making fun of his baldness. One morning, a particularly brash trainee had the gall to run his hand across the older man's gleaming head while loudly exclaiming, "Feels just like my wife's ass."
With a look of genuine curiosity, the aging exec rubbed his hand across his head. "You're right," he said, "it does!"
My Head, Your Wife
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My Head, Your Wife
by Dark Blue » Oct 9th, '08, 21:19
HATERS If you worked your dreams like you do your mouth - things would happen for you
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Re: My Head, Your Wife
by mcZu » Oct 9th, '08, 21:33
Lmao
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Re: My Head, Your Wife
by Solace » Oct 9th, '08, 22:53
Hadez wrote:shadymademe wrote:i dont get it
cuz you're 13
just cause im younger doesnt mean i dont get stuff
you...age-ist bastard.
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Re: My Head, Your Wife
by Dark Blue » Oct 10th, '08, 01:10
well u didn't get this ^^ lmao
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Re: My Head, Your Wife
by Solace » Oct 10th, '08, 02:31
shadybaby101 wrote:well u didn't get this ^^ lmao
1 out of a million
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Re: My Head, Your Wife
by Jote » Oct 11th, '08, 14:34
typical not funny
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Re: My Head, Your Wife
by The Toy Soldier » Oct 11th, '08, 22:29
Jote wrote:typical not funny
dumb noob
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Re: My Head, Your Wife
by DrRapid » Oct 12th, '08, 11:11
rofl 
like a waffle 
like a waffle 
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Re: My Head, Your Wife
by Jote » Oct 16th, '08, 07:21
The Toy Soldier wrote:Jote wrote:typical not funny
dumb noob
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY THAT TO MY FACE CUZ I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
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Re: My Head, Your Wife
by Solace » Oct 16th, '08, 21:39
If you dont give a fuck why did you respond
Your official nickname is now Dumb Noob. Welcome To TRShady
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