Celebrities Say the Darndest Things(joke)

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Celebrities Say the Darndest Things

Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Dustin Hoffman

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
Rod Stewart

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Tiger Woods

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
Sharon Stone

My girlfriend always laughs during sex-no matter what she's reading.
Steve Jobs