Swallowed Whole
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
Swallowed Whole(joke)
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Swallowed Whole(joke)
by Dark Blue » Oct 25th, '08, 15:04
Last edited by Dark Blue on Oct 25th, '08, 19:17, edited 1 time in total.
HATERS If you worked your dreams like you do your mouth - things would happen for you
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Re: Swallowed Whole
by Emadyville » Oct 25th, '08, 15:38
funny stuff
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Re: Swallowed Whole
by *MIRANDA* » Oct 25th, '08, 18:56
ouch 
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Re: Swallowed Whole(joke)
by tha Wangsta » Nov 19th, '08, 12:23
I Don´t care do they laugh at me or with me... they`re still laughs 
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Re: Swallowed Whole(joke)
by neversnooze » Nov 19th, '08, 16:02
a teacher always act like they know everything 
good one
good oneSometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed
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