What women mean...(joke)

[Dark Blue]

This is sort of a language translation for men that I have come to understand throughout my marriage:

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We Need = I want
I am sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = You're a fucking child
Sure, go ahead = You better not asshole
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
I'm not upset = I will kill you in your sleep
You're very attentive = You horny bastard.

[Solace]

LOL

[tha Wangsta]

..........nice stereotypes.............

[theJFKshow]

I'm tired before 11:00 = Lets fuck
I'm tired after 11:00 = Have fun jacking off
I'm not that hungry = I really want the left side of the menu
I'm fat = I want want you to tell me I'm not fat because I'm an attention whore
Blowjob = I really want you to buy me something later

[Kez]

How about

Does my butt look big in this = say i look fat and i shall cut your balls off and make you eat them

[*MIRANDA*]

We need to talk = You're a fucking child
Sure, go ahead = You better not asshole
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

cracked me up