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50 Cent Jokes

Postby lilrossy » Dec 5th, '08, 07:03

there pretty lame, but i thought id post em.

Q:Why couldn't G-Unit play monopoly?
A:Because they didn't have The Game.

Q:What did 50 say when his grandma gave him a sweater for christmas?
A:"gee, you knit?"

Q: Why is 50 Cent a cat?
A: He has 9 lives (...He was shot nine times)
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Sluts I introduce to anal call me a pain in the ass"
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Re: 50 Cent Jokes

Postby Emadyville » Dec 5th, '08, 07:26

Haha not bad, I liked when people make fun of him.
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Re: 50 Cent Jokes

Postby Emadyville » Dec 5th, '08, 08:45

Chet, the second one is him saying G-unit, "gee, you knit" and I agree with you on the third one lol
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Re: 50 Cent Jokes

Postby Emadyville » Dec 5th, '08, 09:43

Chet Starr wrote:I have 10 fingers, but that doesn't make me a dime :whistle:


It doesn't? :confusion:
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Re: 50 Cent Jokes

Postby °[~CHR!$~]° » Dec 5th, '08, 13:23

1st one was pretty kool :D
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Postby DrRapid » Dec 5th, '08, 15:34

yeah chuckled at the first one
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Postby Dark Blue » Dec 5th, '08, 20:49

lol made me laugh a little
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Postby Solace » Dec 5th, '08, 23:40

Those are good lol :y:
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Re: 50 Cent Jokes

Postby Robbie G » Dec 6th, '08, 04:49

I laughed, :worship:
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Re: 50 Cent Jokes

Postby rlxhustlr » Dec 6th, '08, 23:44

Chet Starr wrote:oh I get it now, thanks lol

but yea the 3rd one makes no sense...he is a cat cause he was shot 9 times, and cats have 9 lives

assuming all the 9 shots were fatal, wouldn't that mean he would be death :unsure:

I have 10 fingers, but that doesn't make me a dime :whistle:



the third one is stupid but if you have been alive you should know the sane cats have 9 lives. unless its like an american thing or something.
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Re: 50 Cent Jokes

Postby tha Wangsta » Dec 10th, '08, 08:59

1st and 2nd one are not bad, but 3rd one is pretty......stupid... :unsure:
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Re: 50 Cent Jokes

Postby Xray » Dec 10th, '08, 14:33

1st and 2nd are dope :smoking:
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Postby C-Game » Dec 12th, '08, 07:33

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Re: 50 Cent Jokes

Postby Sleepy » Dec 18th, '08, 22:45

any other good fifty jokes
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Re: 50 Cent Jokes

Postby Ka0t1c » Dec 18th, '08, 23:15

yeah, first 2 a good, 3rd one shouldn't even exist
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